**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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