Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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