im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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