The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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