We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize