everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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