Yo dont text me then not text me
i would punch a child for taco bell
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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