If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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