What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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