I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
