He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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