Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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