hotel room ftw
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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