My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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