The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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