I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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