nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
