She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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