It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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