it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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