Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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