Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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