I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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