I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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