I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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