i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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