i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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