i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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