normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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