who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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