Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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