So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
