boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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