Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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