I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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