WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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