You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
