I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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