I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Randomize