what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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