I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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