I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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