I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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