Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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