Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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