Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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