An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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