speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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