i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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