Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
