Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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