I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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