wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think my vagina is haunted
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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