WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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