what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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