We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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