I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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